The Marvelous Misadventures of Your Dad's Fave

25/Chicago/Bartender

torture:

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(Source: majesty, via ghdos)

unexplained-events:

Attack on Pokemon

These disturbing drawings of Pokemon that were inspired by Titans from Attack on Titan are by Beth Emery. What a horrifying twist on our childhood.

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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(Source: darmani-remade, via theblackclarkkent)

ghdos:

thefineside:

missinglinc:

the-goddamazon:

Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

YES!

Even more special are the ones who say “I’ve never came from head”.

You feel accomplished as fuck.

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LMAO 

BRUH. That is perfect gif usage.

unexplained-events:

Anthropomorphic Tree

Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

(via bitchcraftandwiggatry)

titytwochainz:

rayanajay:

My mentor/producer/engineer 1-O.A.K has finally released the visuals to his two-step inducing track “The Champagne Room.” Check it out, share it, comment, and dance.

Players, mount up.

Aye I’m in here doe!!!!!

tsunamiwavesurfing:

nawyougood:

question for all the drinkers

whats the difference between being drunk and being tipsy

a text message to your ex sayin “why you gotta be a hoe i love you”

(via yungbreastmilk)